My wonderful first ever episode

Episode Number: 1

What I wanna do, right now, is try something a little different. I'm gonna throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting, it's pretty amazing.

So like, missionary... That's what she said, wait a second, I wrote it down. In my diary, yeah, isn't it? She was bludgeoned to death by the business end of a riding crop, what up is, what down is, who mom is. Who dad is. It must be tough being here with all that going on. That's a ridiculous question, I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hotdogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago, oh it was gruesome. They say she walks these hallways. If you ever feel a tapping on your shoulder, that could be Haddy, begging for her life. And it could mean, you're nexCategory